Guy: hey u dropped ur wallet
Me: ok thanks
Guy: np
Me:
Guy:
Me:
My friends crawling out from the bushes: he likes u
My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"







